fersurecast has moved!

that's right, folks. the fersurecast podcast has moved into it's own tiny little corner in the grander staticosche universe. a NEW fersurecast was posted today titled "clash of the gluttons" and can be downloaded at the new site: www.staticosche.com/fersurecast.htm

we will keep this blog up for a while, as people transition to the new site, but it will not be updated after today.

fersurecast: episode 18 "shooting the bear: a herstory"

hear ye! hear ye! we finally got the infamous carolyn scott, sister to our very own matt, and broke her podcast cherry. listen in as we discuss airport disasters, sex with random british men, LOST fantasies and the ever colorful texan coloquialisms (like "y'all"). matt and i join in on the fun, so give it a listen. full list of topics include:

01: it's carolyn!

02: three-legged willies

03: shartin' the bar

04: travel woes

05: the universal clusterfuck

06: going on a man-binge (and purge)

07: being texan in "san antone"

08: crash and burn!

09: do girls have clit-measuring contests?

10: government spice

11: what happens in vegas gets podcasted

12: AY DIOS MIO!!

13: dot, not feather

14: susie hatchwrecker

15: brisbin vs. brisbane

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast18.mp3 (43 mb). (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 17 "the pedophile's box"

we're back! it's been a while, we know. to make up for lost time we offer our newest podcast, recorded TODAY, called "the pedophile's box." check it out for some comedy, stupidity and fun surprises! these are the topics today:

01: we're back!

02: the oakland athletics

03: heckling mariners' fans

04: there's baseball at a baseball game?

05: carolyn bleeds green and pisses gold!

06: gays in baseball

07: ichiro: "i'm a little teapot"

08: the pain giver

09: the androgyny of rock

10: seal is the blackest guy ever!

11: hetfield on a horse

12: a jeremy sandwich on suzuki bread

13: the various types of fans

14: "uh-ricky henerson say"

15: dolphins, the queers of the sea

16: the most RIDICULOUS exit music ever!

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast17.mp3 (42 mb). (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 16 "step yo dick up"

the mixtape ball is over and everything is getting back to normal. listen in as sal, chris and i are engaged in a not-so-homosexual but pretty gay nonetheless post-mixtape ball podcast (that was a lot). chris has a killer grandmother, sal (again) has ire, and i've forgotten how to "casual dance." we are going to link to mp3 versions of the five mixtape ball mixes, in case you missed the party. this is the FIRST TIME that we've ever linked to additional content (even though i drunkenly promise it when recording certain podcasts). so check out the fersurecast and enjoy the five mixes. topics of discussion are:

01: sal's beer

02: party logistics

03: the art of casual dancing

04: please don't stop the music

05: the clan guevara

06: the birth of cochino

07: "where does the cherokee fucking come from?"

08; "now you done got me ire'd!"

09: an indian to do

10: "who wears uggs to disneyland?"

11: pigmentally challenged

12: bitch-retardent nail polish

13: chris' nanny will kill a bitch

14: crackhouses are such a nuisance

15: it's what the kids are saying

16: two fat-fucks fucking

17: a perpetual charity case

18: one last burn

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast16.mp3 (40 mb). (right-click on link and choose "save as")

download mix 01 : http://www.staticosche.com/mix_01.rar

download mix 02 : http://www.staticosche.com/mix_02.rar

download mix 03 : http://www.staticosche.com/mix_03.rar

download mix 04 : http://www.staticosche.com/mix_04.rar

download mix 05 : http://www.staticosche.com/mix_05.rar

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 15 "twat chat II: mute dick"

back again with the sequel to the ever popular "twat chat" fersurecast! this time around it's whitney and megs, with some slight coughing and breathing by the only dick in the room, chris wilkerson. this was a very pot-filled night, and the rants in this one go to so many places, you'll be in comedy nirvana! topics discussed in this episode are:

01: stonervision

02: tuesday morning

03: manatees are the cows of the sea

04: midsummer nights' dreams that don't come true

05: the vaporizer

06: commander kung-fu: the gentleman ninja

07: brad steals chris' gay thunder

08: deep and wide: memoirs of a fag hag

09: horse judging

10: skort-bowling

11: the woes of megs

12: lynette is gettin' some!

13: chris' mom needs to drop like 200

14: parker the scavenger

15: megs sees red

16: crazy crack jaw

17: poor unfortunate car accidents

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast15.mp3 (37 mb). (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 14 "procrastibation"

this weeks fersurecast podcast is PREALLY good. yes, you read that right! listen to us meander about drag parties, hot tubs and all you can drink kamikaze's. our guest of honor is sal mayoral the fourth, and together we are one half of the jukebox elitists. so download this one, throw it on your ipod and give us a listen. topics include:

01: it takes a real man to say "preally"

02: brian zigounakis is top shelf

03: procrastibation

04: the inestimable sir biggus dickus

05: drag queens defeat the purpose of halloween

06: the road to san francisco

07: the mary poppins purse of beer

08: christina mckubrick, matt in drag

09: the drag that would have been

10: the intolerable absence of demure de milo

11: doin' it up in the cv

12: summertime rolls: the golden age

13: hot tub kamikaze machine

14: sal the traveller

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast14.mp3 (42 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

fersurecast: episode 13 "a hermaphrocat wedding"

here it is folks, the first official post-vegas wedding fersurecast. guests include the newly married matthew wood and one voluptuous (mostly in the ass) whitney bizzini-wood. listen as we consumate their union with unspeakable acts of hilarity and tales of vegas, booze and chris rock crackheads! topics of conversation include the following:

01: megadeth metal palsy

02: dan akyroyd's endorsement

03: crossroads 5: the hood starring raven simone

04: bill "jello" cosby-wood

05: the shame of adolf

06: hermaphrocat

07: rush, the nimble pussycat

08: animals like to pee in nicholes' things.

09: kitties kill babies

10: bella gets eaten out

11: twilight wolfpack(ing tape).

12: sticky nickelhands

13: first ass-pressions

14: deeeeeeeeeeeeyam! oooooooh! aaaaaaaaaaah!

15: so my pussy hurts... i hate sunny d

16: african americans have palms as white as whitneys'.

17: crackhead carwash

18: saving private gummi bear

19: jeremy, the king of vegas

20: a fersure wedding

21: misadventures in late-night dining

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast13.mp3 (40 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com