fersurecast: episode 6 "hands by proxy"

this is the sixth episode of the fersurecast. the guests for this podcast are matt scott, matt wood and myself. and now for some piping hot commentary where we discuess these fine topics:

01: to date or not to date

02: harry caray's answering machine

03: afro-punk tour: lots of hot chocolate

04: hot! hot! hot!

05: american fangs... unfair black to white ratio

06: boots riley loves the lesbians

07: HANDS BY PROXY

08: urban cliches and the emo black princess

09: earl greyhound

10: matts ideal band

11: minstrel vs. menstrual

12: the inevitable anger and displeasure of niggy tardust

13: what we liked

14: bill cosby vs bobcat goldthwait (this is terrible, btw)

15: the pressures of a great goodbye

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast06.mp3 (55 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 5 "sparky, the dick of god."

this is the fifth episode of the fersurecast. this episode is very special and marks the first of (hopefully) many ladies' only podcasts, tentatively called "twat chat." the guests are megs lydon, elizabeth holzman and whitney bizzini. us boys are, for the most part, absent. these are the topics they discuss:

01: the twatchat intro

02: the snuggy: one size fits all

03: the tights welt

04: "oh my god, i just got AIDS!"

05: oregon trail

06: sitting on R2D2

07: the "hurry out"

08: guys who disappear after blow jobs

09: the origins of one lady gaga: icon vs. pop moment

10: "beat me with love"

11: giving the microphone a blow job

12: the balcony

13: "mario likes-a blood!"... fat princess

14: slap happy goldeneye

15: scott stapp: "i am the dick of god"

16: nickelback fans

17: original nicholas cage looks dead

download podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast05.mp3 (39 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 4 "the diedrich bader guy?"

this is the fourth episode of the fersurecast). our guests for this podcast are matt wood and whitney bizzini (with matt scott piping in). these are the topics we discuss:

01: when you first loved gay people

02: rocky horror picture show and the diedrich bader guy

03: john and kate plus HATE

04: darwin vs. abortion is like ken vs. ryu

05: killing kids is "fun!'

06: the slanty diaries

download podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast04.mp3 (42 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

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fersurecast: episode 3 "fascinating and logical too"

this is the third episode of the fersurecast. our guest for this podcast is sal mayoral, with matt and i. these are the topics we discuss:

01: "the devil's advocate" did not age well

02: the playfest or "fuck stage direction"

03: momma bear discusses baby bear

04: a shower for lilliputions

05: the homosexual entity

06: how the flintstones wiped their asses

07: sean vs. shawn

08: the yanks abroad and their savage perspective

09: england: a nation of wendy's

10: a fistful of shrimp

11: my business secret

12: the endearing laughter of one poppa bear

13: yeah yeah yeah, sure sure sure

14: shit on a bench

15: preston sturgess

16: abbott and costello meet my aunt

17: sal enjoys a good pee

18: toei from africa loves star trek

19: scott bakula: the ridged one


download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast03.mp3 (65 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 2 "molly's windbreaker"

this is the second "fersure" podcast we are putting up and is called "molly's windbreaker." matt wood and whitney bizzini. here's what we (drunkenly) discuss:

01: fml... why trend, why?

02: toothpicks? plaque on plaque crime

03: rush limbaugh and the feminazi movement

04: what does masturbation mean and why does jesus do it?

05: molly's pilgrim

06: the windbreaker suit

07: "meth did him good!"

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast02.mp3 (42mb) (right click on link and choose "save-as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 1 "loads"

this is the first fersure podcast we are putting up called "loads." our guest tonight is none other than jen cuaderno. topics up for discussion are:

01: our CROWNING achievement

02: curbing jens' enthusiasm

03: g.i. blow

04: guilting jeremy into helping strangers

05: a backpack full of gay porn

06: ozzy (who gave me fleas)

07: jen wants to rape me

08: "oh, the old lady in the castle!"

09: LOADS!

download podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast01mp3 (33mb) (right click link and choose "save-as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com