fersurecast has moved!

that's right, folks. the fersurecast podcast has moved into it's own tiny little corner in the grander staticosche universe. a NEW fersurecast was posted today titled "clash of the gluttons" and can be downloaded at the new site: www.staticosche.com/fersurecast.htm

we will keep this blog up for a while, as people transition to the new site, but it will not be updated after today.

fersurecast: episode 18 "shooting the bear: a herstory"

hear ye! hear ye! we finally got the infamous carolyn scott, sister to our very own matt, and broke her podcast cherry. listen in as we discuss airport disasters, sex with random british men, LOST fantasies and the ever colorful texan coloquialisms (like "y'all"). matt and i join in on the fun, so give it a listen. full list of topics include:

01: it's carolyn!

02: three-legged willies

03: shartin' the bar

04: travel woes

05: the universal clusterfuck

06: going on a man-binge (and purge)

07: being texan in "san antone"

08: crash and burn!

09: do girls have clit-measuring contests?

10: government spice

11: what happens in vegas gets podcasted

12: AY DIOS MIO!!

13: dot, not feather

14: susie hatchwrecker

15: brisbin vs. brisbane

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast18.mp3 (43 mb). (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 17 "the pedophile's box"

we're back! it's been a while, we know. to make up for lost time we offer our newest podcast, recorded TODAY, called "the pedophile's box." check it out for some comedy, stupidity and fun surprises! these are the topics today:

01: we're back!

02: the oakland athletics

03: heckling mariners' fans

04: there's baseball at a baseball game?

05: carolyn bleeds green and pisses gold!

06: gays in baseball

07: ichiro: "i'm a little teapot"

08: the pain giver

09: the androgyny of rock

10: seal is the blackest guy ever!

11: hetfield on a horse

12: a jeremy sandwich on suzuki bread

13: the various types of fans

14: "uh-ricky henerson say"

15: dolphins, the queers of the sea

16: the most RIDICULOUS exit music ever!

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast17.mp3 (42 mb). (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 16 "step yo dick up"

the mixtape ball is over and everything is getting back to normal. listen in as sal, chris and i are engaged in a not-so-homosexual but pretty gay nonetheless post-mixtape ball podcast (that was a lot). chris has a killer grandmother, sal (again) has ire, and i've forgotten how to "casual dance." we are going to link to mp3 versions of the five mixtape ball mixes, in case you missed the party. this is the FIRST TIME that we've ever linked to additional content (even though i drunkenly promise it when recording certain podcasts). so check out the fersurecast and enjoy the five mixes. topics of discussion are:

01: sal's beer

02: party logistics

03: the art of casual dancing

04: please don't stop the music

05: the clan guevara

06: the birth of cochino

07: "where does the cherokee fucking come from?"

08; "now you done got me ire'd!"

09: an indian to do

10: "who wears uggs to disneyland?"

11: pigmentally challenged

12: bitch-retardent nail polish

13: chris' nanny will kill a bitch

14: crackhouses are such a nuisance

15: it's what the kids are saying

16: two fat-fucks fucking

17: a perpetual charity case

18: one last burn

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast16.mp3 (40 mb). (right-click on link and choose "save as")

download mix 01 : http://www.staticosche.com/mix_01.rar

download mix 02 : http://www.staticosche.com/mix_02.rar

download mix 03 : http://www.staticosche.com/mix_03.rar

download mix 04 : http://www.staticosche.com/mix_04.rar

download mix 05 : http://www.staticosche.com/mix_05.rar

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 15 "twat chat II: mute dick"

back again with the sequel to the ever popular "twat chat" fersurecast! this time around it's whitney and megs, with some slight coughing and breathing by the only dick in the room, chris wilkerson. this was a very pot-filled night, and the rants in this one go to so many places, you'll be in comedy nirvana! topics discussed in this episode are:

01: stonervision

02: tuesday morning

03: manatees are the cows of the sea

04: midsummer nights' dreams that don't come true

05: the vaporizer

06: commander kung-fu: the gentleman ninja

07: brad steals chris' gay thunder

08: deep and wide: memoirs of a fag hag

09: horse judging

10: skort-bowling

11: the woes of megs

12: lynette is gettin' some!

13: chris' mom needs to drop like 200

14: parker the scavenger

15: megs sees red

16: crazy crack jaw

17: poor unfortunate car accidents

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast15.mp3 (37 mb). (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 14 "procrastibation"

this weeks fersurecast podcast is PREALLY good. yes, you read that right! listen to us meander about drag parties, hot tubs and all you can drink kamikaze's. our guest of honor is sal mayoral the fourth, and together we are one half of the jukebox elitists. so download this one, throw it on your ipod and give us a listen. topics include:

01: it takes a real man to say "preally"

02: brian zigounakis is top shelf

03: procrastibation

04: the inestimable sir biggus dickus

05: drag queens defeat the purpose of halloween

06: the road to san francisco

07: the mary poppins purse of beer

08: christina mckubrick, matt in drag

09: the drag that would have been

10: the intolerable absence of demure de milo

11: doin' it up in the cv

12: summertime rolls: the golden age

13: hot tub kamikaze machine

14: sal the traveller

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast14.mp3 (42 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

fersurecast: episode 13 "a hermaphrocat wedding"

here it is folks, the first official post-vegas wedding fersurecast. guests include the newly married matthew wood and one voluptuous (mostly in the ass) whitney bizzini-wood. listen as we consumate their union with unspeakable acts of hilarity and tales of vegas, booze and chris rock crackheads! topics of conversation include the following:

01: megadeth metal palsy

02: dan akyroyd's endorsement

03: crossroads 5: the hood starring raven simone

04: bill "jello" cosby-wood

05: the shame of adolf

06: hermaphrocat

07: rush, the nimble pussycat

08: animals like to pee in nicholes' things.

09: kitties kill babies

10: bella gets eaten out

11: twilight wolfpack(ing tape).

12: sticky nickelhands

13: first ass-pressions

14: deeeeeeeeeeeeyam! oooooooh! aaaaaaaaaaah!

15: so my pussy hurts... i hate sunny d

16: african americans have palms as white as whitneys'.

17: crackhead carwash

18: saving private gummi bear

19: jeremy, the king of vegas

20: a fersure wedding

21: misadventures in late-night dining

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast13.mp3 (40 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 12 "hot dog and CHiPs"

hello kiddo's. here again with the new epsiode of fersurecast! come listen to matt scott and i chat it up as the other matt talks on his cell phone for extended periods of time and occasionally drops in some verbal dingleberries. our prime focus this time around (and by complete accident) is matt's sister carolyn, who (if anyone knows her) is one definitely to be cherished (and oft ridiculed). it's a good one, folks as we chat it up (and other matt silently packs various bowls). topics of conversation include:

01: confounded by meat

02: turducken, not for the common man

03: pre-vegas jitters

04: flying to the land down under

05: carolyn did NOT go to melbourne

06: carolyn on the "lost" island

07: ummmm... rambina and rambirez!?

08: jenny and corinne on the "lost" islands

09: ana lucia would kill matt cause she's a bitch

10: lardo solidarity

11: "you're fucking nuts, dude" - modesto police department

12: matt's car gets impounded... finally.

13: "are you sure you don't have any drugs?"

14: jarvis, the lonely chp officer

15: "i'll push the gas, you steer the wheel"

16: lyin' to the wifey

17: impounded: the california dream

18: "do i look like the master race?"

19: mexican taliban

20: the other matt's cop story

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast12.mp3 (57 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 11 "the rain man of robots, michael"

back from a week in vegas and ready to kick-start california with episode eleven of the fersurecast. they've been pretty good lately, and this one is right up there with the last one, mcmutey. join myself, matt scott and our guest alfonso for hilarity as we role play a stalker scenario and talk about rapin' dogs! as always, leave a comment or e-mail us at fersurecast@staticosche.com . topics for the podcast are:

01: choir guy fucks the symbol of america

02: tito eats bacon grease

03: drug dealer gets beat up five times in one night

04: cotton, the gay pedophiliac species confused cockerspaniel

05: antichrist wants you to snip your labia!

06: people, conversate is NOT a word!

07: sal shortens words and is matronly

08: for carolyn; if you can touch one person you'll want to touch more.

09: yay! we have ONE fan!

10: the amazon girl and her snoo snoo preference.

11: the stalker scenario (in which she wants me-nu-do)

12: alfonso's big hearty cry

13: johnny five is the rain man of robots

14: snagglepuss

15: danny glover versus younger, sweatier danny glover

16: alfonso doesn't know who gary oldman is. wtf?

17: kiefer vs. kiefer

18: a goldblum goodbye

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast11.mp3 (63 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 10 "thus spoke McMutey McMontalban-Wood: Secretariat Extraordinaire of the Utterly Lamentable"

and here it is... a fersurecast podcast i hold dear to my own heart. if ever there was a podcast to listen to, folks, this is it! not only is it the longest podcast to date, but also the one with the longest title and longest case of matt scott giggling himself hoarse. that said, the other guest this week is none other than Lord Matthew of Wood. Our topics of conversation are:

01: we have a table!

02: when whitney met matt

03: the whitney farting frenzy

04: a thief among us

05: how parkinsons' made michael j. fox awesome(r)

06: a most embarassing death

07: re: anal; how big is too big?

08: the human straw

09: jockeys named chewie

10: POLYGAMY I: Juermita McMontalban and Matt Wood

11: POLYGAMY II: McCraigslist response by FRECKLESGALORE@BLARNEYMAIL.COM

12: POLYGAMY III: from wives to pirates

13: POLYGAMY IV: fall of clan Wood

14: POLYGAMY V: the cruel existence of McMutey McMontalban-Wood, ESQ.

15: goodbye (said as if asking a question)

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast10.mp3 (64 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 9 "the king of retrospect"

tada! here is the ninth episode of our illustrious podcast, "fersurecast." listen to us (drunkenly) rant, rave, critique and otherwise blubber our way through an ordinary evening conversation. joining matt and i down the annals of inebriation are sal mayoral, matt wood and (for his first appearance) alfonso alarcon. our topics of conversation are below:

01: a hostility to remember

02: taj n' naaz... vegimite!

03: intro pt. II: the trifecta of beanage

04: punjabi vs. hindi (travelling through both time and space)

05: sal's got ire (aka veteran's day)

06: theo, do you need a drink? (cosby versus cosby)

07: dick biting. enough said.

08: black holes and white teeth

09: the pass card and riding on the fruit train

10: louie anderson

11: afi's #1 movie of all time: suburban commando

12: british slang is a sodding mess

13: angel island

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast09.mp3 (40 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 8 "an acerbic dick"

hello everybody! here's the eighth fersurecast podcast! this one features matt wood and whitney bizzini alongside matt scott and myself. this one is particularly funny! ladies and gents, i present "an acerbic dick."

01: shitting and pissing at the same time

02: some women have fat pussies

03: why people listen to these things

04: gina vs. oscar

05: ghengis khan loves mongolian throat singers

06: how come john cusack never goes shirtless?

07: dane cook ripped off brian regan

08: kids should not tempt their molesters

09: the macaroni box guy

10: aliyah is the bee's knees

11: old timey foley work

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast08.mp3 (36 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com