fersurecast: episode 14 "procrastibation"

this weeks fersurecast podcast is PREALLY good. yes, you read that right! listen to us meander about drag parties, hot tubs and all you can drink kamikaze's. our guest of honor is sal mayoral the fourth, and together we are one half of the jukebox elitists. so download this one, throw it on your ipod and give us a listen. topics include:

01: it takes a real man to say "preally"

02: brian zigounakis is top shelf

03: procrastibation

04: the inestimable sir biggus dickus

05: drag queens defeat the purpose of halloween

06: the road to san francisco

07: the mary poppins purse of beer

08: christina mckubrick, matt in drag

09: the drag that would have been

10: the intolerable absence of demure de milo

11: doin' it up in the cv

12: summertime rolls: the golden age

13: hot tub kamikaze machine

14: sal the traveller

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast14.mp3 (42 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

fersurecast: episode 13 "a hermaphrocat wedding"

here it is folks, the first official post-vegas wedding fersurecast. guests include the newly married matthew wood and one voluptuous (mostly in the ass) whitney bizzini-wood. listen as we consumate their union with unspeakable acts of hilarity and tales of vegas, booze and chris rock crackheads! topics of conversation include the following:

01: megadeth metal palsy

02: dan akyroyd's endorsement

03: crossroads 5: the hood starring raven simone

04: bill "jello" cosby-wood

05: the shame of adolf

06: hermaphrocat

07: rush, the nimble pussycat

08: animals like to pee in nicholes' things.

09: kitties kill babies

10: bella gets eaten out

11: twilight wolfpack(ing tape).

12: sticky nickelhands

13: first ass-pressions

14: deeeeeeeeeeeeyam! oooooooh! aaaaaaaaaaah!

15: so my pussy hurts... i hate sunny d

16: african americans have palms as white as whitneys'.

17: crackhead carwash

18: saving private gummi bear

19: jeremy, the king of vegas

20: a fersure wedding

21: misadventures in late-night dining

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast13.mp3 (40 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 12 "hot dog and CHiPs"

hello kiddo's. here again with the new epsiode of fersurecast! come listen to matt scott and i chat it up as the other matt talks on his cell phone for extended periods of time and occasionally drops in some verbal dingleberries. our prime focus this time around (and by complete accident) is matt's sister carolyn, who (if anyone knows her) is one definitely to be cherished (and oft ridiculed). it's a good one, folks as we chat it up (and other matt silently packs various bowls). topics of conversation include:

01: confounded by meat

02: turducken, not for the common man

03: pre-vegas jitters

04: flying to the land down under

05: carolyn did NOT go to melbourne

06: carolyn on the "lost" island

07: ummmm... rambina and rambirez!?

08: jenny and corinne on the "lost" islands

09: ana lucia would kill matt cause she's a bitch

10: lardo solidarity

11: "you're fucking nuts, dude" - modesto police department

12: matt's car gets impounded... finally.

13: "are you sure you don't have any drugs?"

14: jarvis, the lonely chp officer

15: "i'll push the gas, you steer the wheel"

16: lyin' to the wifey

17: impounded: the california dream

18: "do i look like the master race?"

19: mexican taliban

20: the other matt's cop story

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast12.mp3 (57 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com

fersurecast: episode 11 "the rain man of robots, michael"

back from a week in vegas and ready to kick-start california with episode eleven of the fersurecast. they've been pretty good lately, and this one is right up there with the last one, mcmutey. join myself, matt scott and our guest alfonso for hilarity as we role play a stalker scenario and talk about rapin' dogs! as always, leave a comment or e-mail us at fersurecast@staticosche.com . topics for the podcast are:

01: choir guy fucks the symbol of america

02: tito eats bacon grease

03: drug dealer gets beat up five times in one night

04: cotton, the gay pedophiliac species confused cockerspaniel

05: antichrist wants you to snip your labia!

06: people, conversate is NOT a word!

07: sal shortens words and is matronly

08: for carolyn; if you can touch one person you'll want to touch more.

09: yay! we have ONE fan!

10: the amazon girl and her snoo snoo preference.

11: the stalker scenario (in which she wants me-nu-do)

12: alfonso's big hearty cry

13: johnny five is the rain man of robots

14: snagglepuss

15: danny glover versus younger, sweatier danny glover

16: alfonso doesn't know who gary oldman is. wtf?

17: kiefer vs. kiefer

18: a goldblum goodbye

download the podcast here: http://www.staticosche.com/fersurecast11.mp3 (63 mb) (right-click on link and choose "save as")

comments, questions, hate mail? send em to: fersurecast@staticosche.com